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The equivalent of saying “I hope you go to hell.”
Person 1: you’re gay
Person 2: I hope you go to Mrs. Bouslog’s class.
A phrase that most tsunderes use
Guy: Hey you’re cute I like you do you feel the same?
Tsundere: H-Hey! It’s not like I like you!
used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem
"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"
Blud, srsly? The girl I like wanted me? I jst hit a bru moment cuz........................................srsly tho?
I wish I knew you wanted me, Monse - This is a word that should be used when the girl you liked named Monse (From my previous post) wanted you. And you didn't know until her friend told you when she switched schools
you'll never understand.. no you'll never understand.. you have a great taste for music
doctor I can't tell if I'm not me... see how I laugh at you you'll never understand no you'll never understand
What you tell your friend when their cheeks (alternatively, their "Gyatt") looking a little more scrumptious than usual and you just have to have it
Person 1: "Hey Jake! *ass bouncing as he walks" How have you been recently?"
Person 2: *Looking at Person 1's fat ass* "John, I fuck with you heavy. Give me that Gyatt!"
What you say when someone awkwardly approaches you
“Hey are you that kid who pops into biology and then leaves?”
“I’m sorry… Do I know you?”