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《¤》I 《¤》Promise《¤》You《¤》That《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Going《¤》To《¤》Kill《¤》You《¤》

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《¤》I 《¤》Promise《¤》You《¤》That《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Going《¤》To《¤》Kill《¤》You《¤》

by FrenchVanillaSake March 01, 2025


I love you super mostest

Dear Thamuel,

Haha... I win.

Love,

Lucy

I love you super mostest...

by Lucy.Kranium August 09, 2023


I love you super mostest

Dear Thamuel

I win.

Love Lucy

I love you super mostest

by Lucy.Kranium August 09, 2023


<.7.9.7.6.>I Do Not Know What I Did To Deserve This But I will Kill YOu <.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Do Not Know What I Did To Deserve This But I will Kill YOu <.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Do Not Know What I Did To Deserve This But I will Kill YOu <.7.9.7.6.>

by 456AtabavA343 June 06, 2025


if I ever find you

If ever I should find you:

*I promise to give my time, my word, my hand, my heart, my love, my life.

*I promise to kneel with you, stand by you, walk beside you, lay next to only you.

*I promise "good morning beautiful" and "good night love".

*I promise to listen to your dreams, to support you as you chase your dreams, to celebrate you as you realize your dreams.

*I promise hugs in abundance, kisses in public, snuggles as needed, love as if it is endless.

*I promise breakfast in bed, breakfast in Rome, breakfast by a campfire, breakfast without the clean-up.

*I promise Christmas in July, Valentine's Day everyday, you will be my favorite holiday.

*I promise morning talks to evening walks.

*I promise sunrises holding hands to moonlights holding you close.

*I promise waking to dreams to falling asleep having lived a daydream.

*I promise to do the work, to do my 100 percent, to do what I promised I would do.

*I promise to grow with you, to grow old with you, to grow more in love with you.

*I promise joy in the mundane moments, love in the difficult moments, life in the simple moments.

*I promise joy without end, love without conditions, life without limits.

*I promise you will know you are loved.

If I ever find you

Life changes. I will never lose hope.

These, my promises.

by Aurelius Vicque August 28, 2023


i will bowl you

I will beat you up

"I will bowl you under the table"

by Julic June 13, 2017


fucking mug you asshole I will put you to sleep permanently if you don't get the mug you bitch get the

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by UrbanDictionaryLikesMugs February 08, 2025