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When man has a boner and tries to hide it by tucking in the waistband of his pants only to have the head of his dick pop out of the waistband, resembling a baby kangaroo in its mother's pouch.
Last night at the club, a girl was grinding on me so hard she gave me a hard-on. I tried to hide it by tucking in my waistband but when my dickhead peaked out it looked like I was carrying a baby kangaroo.
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when you jack off in the shower and kick the cum down the drain. better known as creating shower babies
Ah shit, i got a shower baby on my feet!
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A baby born out of shrimping. A man sucks deposited ejaculate out of a woman's rectum and redeposits the semen into her vagina to impregnate her.
You can't blame him entirley for his poor grades, I mean he was a shrimped baby.
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A d1 baby is when to extremely athletic people have a kid(s) that will be an amazing athlete, supposedly better than both their parents.
Boy: See Amy over there? She's never missed a basket
Boy 2: Are you sure bro?
Boy: We could have the best d1 baby together dude!
Boy 2: I dont know man. D1 babies are like, the superior to all babies, can you commit?
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A baby produced by two members of marching band. Usually on a bus going to or coming home from a compition.
They were defintely making Band Babies in the back of the bus.
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Generally, the size of a black man's penis.
<humble, yet happy black man>: Guhl, it's roughly about the size of a baby leg
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A little itty bitty tiny penis that can barely be seen. Usually under 3-4 inches. Not something you are proud to show people. Upon being asked this question one with a baby dick will usually be hesitant out of fear from showing said baby dick.
I have a little baby dick.
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