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A day to celebrate the best show ever Breaking bad it happens every January 20 (the release date of the show) of the year
Guy 1: Hey man its breaking bad day
Guy 2: You're Goddamn right
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The act of masturbating whilst at a place of work, normally to alleviate boredom.
John was at the office using the photocopier, it was a few hours to lunch break. He was bored so went to the armitage shanks for a tommy tank (wank). To masturbate, have a monkey tea break.
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To dump a girl for 24 hours so you can get with another girl/girls so that its not classified as cheating.
Mark:I got with Jenn last night, best sex i ever had!
Fobeo: Really I thought u were dating Laquisha?
Mark: I am, but last night i took a 24 hour break so i could get with Jenn. Were back together now though.
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A term used to clarify that one is joking, at the end of a sentence. The sentences are usually very extreme. This phrase shows that there are no cruel intentions and that the person really means affection and love. Overly popular in scotland.
Funny joke. Break kittens’ spines often?
What do you do in your spare time, break kittens’ spines?
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The act of temporarily getting back with your ex when winter break rolls around. A nearly inevitable fate for some couples.
Every time I go home for the holidays I text my ex and go straight into a winter break backslide.
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When a person, who was involved in a relationship that has ended, has items belonging to the other person who expects the first person to give back said items.
After the break-up, john had a ton of break-up debt. He still has her entire CD collection, her dining set, and even some of her jewelry.
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A bathroom break you take at work that consists of chugging a glass of wine, smoking a cigar, and drinking coffee; ideally red wine, a Macanudo, and columbian coffee.
Hey boss, I have to take a quick Mississippi bathroom break.
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