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The standard and best retort to a clown question.
Toronto TV Reporter to Bryce Harper (a 19-year-old Major League Baseball rooking phenom whose Mormon religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and, moreover, whose age makes it illegal to drink in the United States): "You got a favorite beer?"
Bryce Harper: "I'm not answering that. That's a clown question, bro."
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A reporter to First Lady Mary Todd Lincoln (immediately after her husband -- President Abraham Lincoln -- was murdered by an assassin's bullet during the performance of a play at which Mr. and Mrs. Lincoln were in attendance): "Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?"
Mrs. Lincoln: "That's a clown question, bro. Get outta here with that shit."
the ultimate insult...basically telling someone they are so dumb, that they have been rejected by a clown factory...i mean come on! who gets rejected by a clown factory???!!!
you stupid clown factory reject
your not cool, therefore you are a clown factory reject
A euphemism verging on simile to denote that a formal committee or group of people, often in positions of leadership, is so inept that it’s comical.
Unfortunately, working for the State provided me with an opportunity to fully understand that a completely clueless circus of farting clowns were occupying key leadership roles up in Sacramento.
Similar to a Circus Clown Car, except that instead of 15 or 20 clowns packed in a car for amusement. A Mexican Clown Car is packed with 15 or 20 Mexicans illegals trying to cross the border.
Last week a Border Patrol agent pulled over a suspicious vehicle that turned out to be a Mexican Clown Car.
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1. (n.) A one seat flying clown-like flower created for Bowser, King of the Turtle Tribe known as the Koopa. It is equiped with Mecha-Koopas and bowling balls.
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A currently overused and abused emoji that used to be used to express something funny, but is now used by idiots to end arguments and or burn someone in insult form.
Example 1
Person: blah, blah argument.
Person responding: 🤡 (clown emoji)
Person: oh look, guess I shouldn’t argue anymore.
Example 2
Person: comments opinion.
Person who disagrees with opinion: blah no it isn’t/yes it is 🤡 (clown emoji).
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Another name for jerking off.
“Is Jim coming? No he’s at home fighting his clown.”
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