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1) It's an actual place in Santa Cruz County, California
2) It's apart of a show called Camp Camp on Rooster Teeth (Used to be on YouTube, but some of the episodes were removed)
1) Stupid Timmy: Hey mom, can I go to Camp Campbell?
Mom: Fuck you
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2) OHHHHH~
There's a place I know
That's tucked away;
A place where you and I can stay
Where we can go to laugh and play,
And have adventures everyday!
I know it sounds hard to believe
But guys and gals it's true,
Camp Campbell is the place for me and you!
We'll swim through lakes and climb up trees;
Catch fish, bugs, bears, and honeybees!
There's endless possibilities
And no,
That's not hyperbole!
Our motto's "CAMPE DIEM"
And that means I'm telling you~
We've got:
Archery,
Hiking,
Search & Rescue,
Biking,
Horseback,
Training that will save you from a heart attack,
Scuba diving,
Miming,
Keeping up with rhyming,
Football,
Limbo,
Science,
Stunting,
Pre-Calc,
Spaceships,
Treasure hunting,
Bomb defusal,
No refusal,
Fantasy,
Circus trapeze,
and Fights,
and Ghosts,
and Paints,
and Snakes,
and Knives,
and Chess,
and Dance,
and Weights–
It's Camp Camp!!!
A place where you send your kids so that you and your spouse can smoke your older children's confiscated drugs. Advertised as being a place to "make memories, make friends, and make a difference", in reality you only remember having entitled kids give you shit, making friends with other counselors over your hatred for the kids, and the kids making a difference in your life through your intensified desire to step in front of traffic on route 7.
"now that school is over, how do I get rid of my bitch ass kids?"
"Send them to Camp Gordyland!"
A camp Rosenberg is a place any sane person avoids. A lot of bad shit goes down in a Camp Rosenberg . A lot of criminals from Eastern Europe hides out at a Rosenberg camp. They are willing to work in these camps for very little money, rather than to go home and face life sentencing.
What kind of a fucked place is this?
It’s must a Camp Rosenberg
the best place on earth. the place where memories are made. your home away from home. so memories made from the dance and making out with guys there, to falling of your water skis, camp out night, spilling all of your secrets, meeting your best friend, 4th of july, green/blue, counselor hunt, green/blue campfire, campfire hill, CAMP LOCHEARN HOW DO YOU FEEEEEELLLLLLLLL??? WEE FEEL GOOD OH WE FEEL SO GOOD UHHH, 3 yr ice cream, s-days, rainy days, having pine needles everywhere, summer and scout, the sunsets, hot air balloons, yelling at billings, banquet, and screaming your heart out at dinner (WHERE IS THE PARTY THE PARTY'S OVER HERE).
take your best memories and then multiply that by 100. thats how u feel 24/7 at lochearn. forget about the rules and have the time of your life bc sooner then later, the best 1 month of your life will come to an end :(.
what more could you want then a summer in vermont?
see you at camp lochearn!
Aw, that's some shit. He gets to do all of the fun stuff! He doesn't even want to go to there!
Hym "This is horse shit! I was told that Trump voters were going to be sent to re-education camps! Yet, here I sit. Un-re-educated. Bull shit politicians and their empty promises."
Like sex, everyone gets to do it but me.
Hym "Damn! He gets to go to one too!? This is horse shit man. I keep trying to get into these Re-education camps but they just wont let me..." ☹️
A sleepaway camp primarily made up of queers and crybaby’s
“Dude look at that homo, I bet he goes to camp Pontiac”