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A remarkably salty piece of thick sliced ham, that in no way, shape or form is bacon. It does, however taste pretty similar.
Person 1: I'm going to have some Canadian Bacon.
Person 2: Why? Why not actual bacon?
When one continually apologizes during sex or any sexual act.
Nice guy but when he took me home it’s was a real Canadian Thanksgiving “Oh baby oh baby, I’m sorry. Thank you, that’s the spot, I’m sorry”
A Canadian Thanksgiving is when you and a group of friends break into a basketball arena to jerk off on a poster of the 2019 Golden State Warriors while everyone does their best Kawhi Leonard media day laugh impersonation. The last person to finish has to bury any evidence of the crime under a Canadian School. If the crime goes unpunished for a generation, a successful Canadian Thanksgiving has occurred.
Gordon’s Kawhi laugh was so good last night I couldn’t finish and had to take the bag of DNA to Kamloops to bury for the Canadian Thanksgiving.
When you call a cab in Canada and give the driver maple syrup and poutine on Canada day
Me and my buddy did a Canadian taxi this Canada day and the driver drove us for free!
When your going to fuck a mexican chick, and decide to use maple syrup as lube.
Johnny gave Maria a Canadian Quesadilla last night!
When passing geese, shit bomb you from the sky.
I was sledding and all of a sudden I got stuck in a Canadian Shitstorm