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A satirical party game designed by a demon who lives in Dick Cheney’s asshole.
When Wil Wheaton played Cards Against Humanity on his web show Tabletop, it was amazing.
Someone who takes great pride in writing thoughtful cards.
Oh, that's why you were stressing out about the card. I forgot, you're a card person."
Something that assholes think is revoked for doing something unmanly, but is actually taken away if you say douchey things like the word "man card"
Normal guy: I think High School Musical 2 was a pretty good movie.
Douche: Bro: I'm gonna have to take your man card away for that one!
Normal guy: Well, I'm gonna have to take away your man card for saying the word "man card"
it's a pre-pay smart card to pay for the bus in the Wellington Region of New Zealand u can't use it on the Matangi Train cus they still use paper tickets like BRUH we are in the 21st century so it's only for da bus so yeah there are two different colours red and green, red is a adult snapper card and green is a child snapper card
imma hang out with my friends I just need to find my green snapper card so i can hop on the lime green bus into town
intention of chatting up to a girl
throw cards: he throws cards to her friend because she turns him on
To throw cards: intention of chatting up a girl because she turns you on
Throw cards: Someone is throwing cards to a girl because she turns him on
One may choose to ‘play the birthday card’ within the 24 hour window known as their ‘birthday’ in order to guilt trip somebody into agreeing to their mediocre plans...
Dana: Dude I’m not just gonna come suck your dick at your dirty ass apartment then drive you 2 hours so you can hang out w/ your parents who you pretty much still live with anyways...
Russ: Gee that’s funny cause according to this calendar it’s MY BIRTHDAY.
Dana: Fuck, you’re playin the birthday card? Aight fair enough gahaaahhaahaha
Russ: Byawwwwww