Swiss Cheese

A cheese well known for having holes. Just like most rappers.

Holey cheese! No seriously...

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cheese curl

the act of shaping your index and middle fingers into what resembles a delicious delectable curl of cheese and then proceeding to be thrust it up the bunghole of the nearest attractive broad.

Tisha: "Ah cracka what the fuck why you putting yo stank finga in my play hole!?"

L'Garrette: "Girl thats a cheese curl, daddy finna split you wit da lincoln log soon enuf"

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Cheese Danish

filling someone's ear with spooge, creating a delicious, swirled, creamy treat.

She was laying on her side when I blew my load, so I aimed for her ear and served up a cheese danish

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cock cheese

smegma (from it's alleged smell and resemblance to dairy products)

Man, after that infection I will never let cock cheese build up agian.

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Squeeze Cheese

To make a gaseous expullation, whereas the title refers to the squeezing of buttcheeks together, and the cheesy smell of the gaseous output.

Dude, if you're gonna fart, gonna squeeze cheese, let me know, I'll hit the fan.

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gooch cheese

when a man goes days, sometimes weeks, without and shower and a thin layer of cheese appears in his gooch from his nutsack sweating then drying out so much.

dude i bet that nasty fat guy has the worst gooch cheese ever!

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Chucky cheese

A spamtastic place to spend your best friends 15th birthday! Actually spelled Chuck E. Cheese

"Last night at my son's 3rd birthday party, I met a couple of hookers at Chucky Cheese."

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