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When an Asian man has a hairy dick.
HOLY SHIT! I found a Chinese Poodle!
2:30. Am or pm is the Chinese toothache.
Pronounce it slowly!
I'm leaving work today at 2:30, says Linda. Bill chimes in with "you mean the Chinese toothache!...." ahh 2:30!!!!
When your partner penetrates you anally with chopsticks.
After eating Chinese takeout my fortune cookie told me to expect an unwelcome surprise. Later I was going to let my boyfriend fuck me doggy style but he pranked me with the Chinese backdoor.
A sex act involving at least 6 people. One person lays down with all their limbs spread out, like a 5 pointed star, and each other person begins using a limb (2 feet, 2 feet hands, face) for sexual pleasure.
Oh my god, this chinese ninja star is amazing. I can't believe where that foot went.
Most ordinarily refers to Wednesday, the day before pre-Friday, but occasionally also to Monday or Tuesday according to needs. The reason for referring to Wednesdays as Chinese Saturday stems from the fact that Wednesday in Central European Time (CET) corresponds to Saturday in Mainland China. When people complain about the lack of scientific reason for this, you tell them that they are f****** nerds.
"Hey Brian! Wanna go out for beer tonight..?"
"No thanks, I got a crossfit class tomorrow morning."
"C'mon man, it's Chinese Saturday FFS! Don't be a cunt!"
A food made out of cat or dog
Freind: Yo did I u try the new Chinese food place
U: Ya is really good I love dog and cat
Chinese Food is slang for the powder variation of heroin. Typically comes in a white, off-white, or even brown powder form.
Say, bruh, any more "Chinese Food" on deck?