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A tongue that has become immune to the first sip of coffee tongue burn
Person 1: Dude, did you just down that habanero?
Person 2: Yeah, I got a coffee tongue, so its no biggy
An Iced Coffee is the epitome of sex.
For all you girls out there, have you ever been late to class, and all you can think about is how your day would be better if you had some iced coffee? I think about this often. However, don't we think the same way about sex. You'll be sitting in work, class, or just chilling in your room thinking about how if you had sex your day would be better. I have found a question in the human mind that perhaps no scientist has ever thought about but I need an answer.
The question is, Is Iced coffee the epitome of sex in these situations?
Iced Coffee is the epitome of sex.
Your honor, I couldn't have committed the crime because I had the bellboy deliver an "iced coffee" to me at that time.
Using salt in the anal cavity when performing anal sex with preferred gender.
Yo, you try that salty coffee yet?
Nah bro, that shit stings
When you dump coffee grounds all over the floor at the same time that your floor is flooded with water.
I tried to make a batch of cold brew while doing laundry, but I ended up making a house full of floor coffee.
When your bowel movement smells of coffee, and has the consistency and color of tar. Usually caused by ingesting copious amounts of coffee
I was pulled over by the police last night. And I had a massive coffee tar shit in the back of their car. It was wild"
When you're so hyped up on coffee your body starts rejecting it. It can be confused with the flu if you've been around people who've had it (if you got your immunization shots then this would rule it out)
One moment: OMG IM CAFFINATED I HAD TO CUPS OF COFFEE
The next moment you're rushing to the bathroom holding your stomach for dear life,
"Damn it (ughplr) I'm coffee sick again