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Her: I wanna go watch frozen 2
Him: that shit seven days
Her: wtf is that supposed to mean
Him: that’s shit weak(week) asf
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Floppa day is a day when all people on discord must use Floppa related pfp's! Floppa day aka. Floppa Thursday takes place every week - if you don't follow the floppa tradition. You're punished for an entire day with anime profile picture!
Happy Floppa Thursday (Floppa Day) everyone!
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29th of February. Leap day is a date that usually occurs every four years. This day is added to the calendar in leap year as a corrective measure, because the earth does not orbit around the sun in precisely 365 days.
Sometimes I wish I was born on Leap Day. I'd have the coolest birthday of all time since this day comes once in every 4 years.
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A holiday on February 14th. It is very similar to Valentines Day, but instead of getting flowers or candy, a girl shows you her titties.
Dude i had so many valentitties last Valentitties Day.
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X-Day (the SubGenius rapture), voted Time Magazine's 'Scam of the Century', was supposed to have swept the SubGenii from the earth on July 5th, 1998. This was a faith-shattering event for many x-ists, who were not loaded into the pleasure-ships filled with sex-goddesses. Though it hasn't stopped the SubGenii from gathering every subsequent 5th of July devivals, in hopes that they may have been off by a few years.
I hope that there's a lot of bug-porn on those pleasure ships, come x-day.
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One of the most important days in Rastafari history commemorating the day that Emperor Haile Selassie visited Jamaica in 1966. This day is also notable as the day of the issuing of the dictum of "liberation before repatriation."
"It's April 21."
"Hail Selassie it's grounation day!"
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Usually celebrated around Earth Day when the weather is finally nice enough that you are able to drive with your windows down. This invariably causes all of the trash you have accumulated throughout the winter to start flying around the inside of your car until it flies out the open windows at about mach 1.3.
Scott couldn't hardly wait for Litter Day when the inside of his car would finally get cleaned out.
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