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An affliction where a person has an inability to finish any task, because of constant fantasies of anal sex with Hispanic women.
"Jenkins you change that tire yet?" "No boss, I was lost in an Arizona Pipe Dream, the one where I paint the head of my Johnson like Yahweh and bend Consuela over a saw horse and deliver the holy spirit."
To have a lucid dream of same gender sex with one whom you are either close with, admire or hate.
*In bed*
Mike: "AHHHHHHHH"
Rebecca: "Honey, whats wrong!?"
Mike: *Panting* "I... I had another d-...delucid dream..."
An extremely awkward form of sex dream where the dream-partner in question is an ex-lover.
Unlike normal sex dreams involving your current partner, or a random friend/acquaintance, (s)ex dreams are disturbing because you KNOW what the sex with that person is like (and so the dream is more realistic), but have valid reasons why you are no longer with them.
General feelings upon waking include: feeling dirty and ashamed, horniness, guilt, nausea and confusion. These feelings are amplified if you found yourself enjoying the experience.
Even more awkward when you are in bed with your current partner and you have a (s)ex dream.
I had a (s)ex dream about my old girlfriend, Claire, but I woke up feeling really guilty because I was in bed with my wife.
okay, in your dream, you're in a field. then outta nowhere, a guy named tyler screams " it's my dream bitch!" at you. then you wake up totally confused and in a crack like daze. then to make yourself feel better, you listen to 20 straight hours of Ramones and the Cure.
person 1:"omg, i had the dream again."
person 2:"the really weird dream?"
person 1:"yeah, the on with the screaming guy!"
person 2:"what was he screaming?"
person 1:"it's my dream bitch!"
Zelnar destroyer of dreams--the name of a penis currently residing in Arizona, and destroyer of most dreams.
No, I am sorry you may not look at Zelnar Destroyer of Dreams.
A simple twist on "Goodnight and Sweet Dreams" to make the reader look at it twice.
Person A: It's getting late.. I'll talk to you tomorrow!
Person B: Yeah.. Sweetnight and Good Dreams!
A first-class, lifelong loser, especially a loser toward which one might feel some sympathy, but to whom failure clings inescapably and is best avoided, lest they drag you down with them.
Phrase was inspired by the kid in elementary we all knew, who was nice, but none of us wanted to be around because s/he had a faint smell of urine to them.
B: Who was that guy you were talking to?
J: Guy I used to go to high school with. Haven't seen him in a while.
B: Cool, invite him to the Halloween party.
J: Naah, he's a nice guy, but he smells like piss and broken dreams.
B: Damn, you're nice.
J: No, trust me, I'm doing you a favor.