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The ability to stay for days on end at the virginia tech math emporium.
Damn, mike is living the dream at the empo.
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Best song AF! Listen it. The song roasts Dream. The song is made by Quackity, BadBoyHalo, and Georgenotfound!
George:skeppy baked these muffins
People:Dream Diss Track is the best shit
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Retard: OWO I LUV DWEAMY WEAMY CWEAMY CLAY
Me: Now you have one serious case of Dream Stan Syndrome
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1. To lie.
2. With-hold, or ignore the truth.
3. Plain stupidity
"Hey everyone! Dream didn't cheat!"
"Hey mom, Dream didn't cheat!"
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An affliction where a person has an inability to finish any task, because of constant fantasies of anal sex with Hispanic women.
"Jenkins you change that tire yet?" "No boss, I was lost in an Arizona Pipe Dream, the one where I paint the head of my Johnson like Yahweh and bend Consuela over a saw horse and deliver the holy spirit."
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To have a lucid dream of same gender sex with one whom you are either close with, admire or hate.
*In bed*
Mike: "AHHHHHHHH"
Rebecca: "Honey, whats wrong!?"
Mike: *Panting* "I... I had another d-...delucid dream..."
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An extremely awkward form of sex dream where the dream-partner in question is an ex-lover.
Unlike normal sex dreams involving your current partner, or a random friend/acquaintance, (s)ex dreams are disturbing because you KNOW what the sex with that person is like (and so the dream is more realistic), but have valid reasons why you are no longer with them.
General feelings upon waking include: feeling dirty and ashamed, horniness, guilt, nausea and confusion. These feelings are amplified if you found yourself enjoying the experience.
Even more awkward when you are in bed with your current partner and you have a (s)ex dream.
I had a (s)ex dream about my old girlfriend, Claire, but I woke up feeling really guilty because I was in bed with my wife.
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