Dead or Alive

1. A shitty fighting game series that certain gamers masturbate to.
2. The greatest band ever. If you disagree, then you are a fucktard.

I would lose my anal virginity twenty times in a row for Peter Burns' old doormat.

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Dead game

A game that people don’t play anymore; old, outdated, or boring

“I’m going to play Payday 2” - Zeno
“Why would you play that, it’s a dead game” - Baymus

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Dead Slap

When you go to a children's hospital and slap the back of bald cancer kids heads.

Friend: Hey got any plans this weekend?
Me: Yeah, i'm going to St. Jude to do the Dead Slap lmao
Friend: oh cool

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Dead Ting

A Joanna.

She steals another girls man to call him a snake on national tv and dump him then snogs him the second she sees him again😂

Michael: I would like to couple up with Joanna
Amber: She’s a dead ting!

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dead letterbox

Where a letter ends up when it is undelieverable, by postal definition, the dead letterbox.

I can't deliever this letter so stick it in the dead letterbox.

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dead hedgehog

the appearance of a womens pubic hair after it has been left to grow over a period of time.

Person 1: "I shagged her last night"

Person 2: "What was her fanny like?"

Person 1: "It was like a dead hedgehog"

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Dead flies

Dead flies is a Florida term meaning either a opp jit dead or a bitch / nigga fell off with you.

G-7: u still fuck with dat one hoe?

Jit: nah she green asf

G-7: ahh she dead flies

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