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When you dip your cigarette butt in some Cocaine.
“Bro let me get a cigarette I’m about to dip it in this coke. Yeah no problem bro kissing the devil’s dick is my shit!!
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When a cougar eats your ass until you die.
"Hey Bob, did you hear how Johnny died? He got a devils Punch Hole. That lucky bastard."
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That devil's food cake is delicious, but I really should stay away if I don't want trouble later on.
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The act of a Mississippi Deviled Egg begins with a female taking a raw egg and absorbing it into her birth canal. She leaves it in there for a week. By doing this, it makes the egg become hard boiled. Next, she and her male partner proceed into copulation, cracking the shell. When the male is close to ejaculation, he pulls out and the girl gives birth to the hard boiled egg; usually, at this time, it is in pieces. Lastly, the male splooges onto the egg bits; thus making a Mississippi Deviled Egg.
The other day, my girl let me give her a Mississippi Deviled Egg. Her snatch smelled like rotten eggs for days, but it was so worth it.
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An impish, creepy little man who enjoys irritating a person to no end by skipping circles around a person, (usually while they're walking) all the while singing bad irish pub-songs, & sea shanties, & being impossible to catch by the person he's annoying.
Bill: Ok ok, HA HA. Cut it out, you're annoying me, & you almost tripped me.
Slippery Irish Skip-Devil (skipping): "Now Fiddler’s Green is a place I heard tell, where the fishermen go if they don’t go to hell"
Bill: Enough! Shut up, you crazy little bastard!!
Slippery Irish Skip-Devil (skipping): "Where skies are all clear and the dolphins do play, and the cold coast of Greenland is far, far away!"
Bill: AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!
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When a white mans "charm" manages to work on and manipulate the mind of someone who is the furthest from a white mans whore.
"Why is Alexis acting so weird around Brandon lately? She hates white boys!"
"She's under the influence of the white devils charm
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A hack-n-slash video game, Devil May Cry 4 is a video game that was released in February 2008, made by Capcom. Its new characters include Nero, Credo, Sanctus, Kyrie, Agnus, and Gloria. It's on the Xbox360, PC, and PS3. You get to play as Nero first, then on the eleventh mission, as Dante.
Devil May Cry 4 is superior if you haven't played the other video games.
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