the gayest faggot you will ever meet in your whole life (Cult leader). Led his small cult of less than 15 people to believe that Allah was indeed Akbar.
Who was that one guy we learned about in history, you know, the vague one?
Ethan Hanson Cult Leader?
YEAH!
Long and lanky. Originating from the land of the corn, Ethan Stiller is a mysterious creature who lurks in lonely classrooms in search of WebAssign answers. If you are fortunate enough to see an Ethan in the wild, ask him about ants.
I found the answer key to the WebAssign and gave it to Ethan Stiller. Suddenly I don't get corn stuck in my teeth.
He is the most relevant person you can ever meet. He's the biggest crackhead you'll ever see but still love him. For example if he shags one of your siblings you are defo still loving him. He is a set 8 thinking he'll ball in the future but instead he will be walking around the streets with a prostitute and buying fifa points from his student finances rather than focusing on exams.
Ethan Grubb is too peng and makes all boys identify themselves as gay
Ethan Hand's are typically sworn enemies of people going by the names of Lewis and Kieran. Throughout history, Ethan Hands have typically been the beta males of society, where Alphas like Lewis' and Kieran's will go out of their way to bring sheer pain and suffering upon them.
Lewis: Look at that fucking beta male over there, proper Ethan Hand type guy him.
Kieran: Let's go fuck him up.
Had a massive penis but is scared to use it on women so he uses it on 4yr old boys
Bad at football sucks penis every time he plays
Is a cheater will cheat on u with an animal
Penis gets smaller as he gets older
OMG that dog Is such an ethan Caleb naidoo
This is a code word used in the British army for when a child is taken from there parents as a baby and placed under care of another man. This child is then used as a sex slave for there adopted parents.