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The best damn tequila to bless your taste buds. This beautiful tequila is a creator of good times, the catalyst of long-lasting memories, and the go-to spirit for those seeking a little more fun in their lives.
Sarah: Fancy a margarita?
Jim: Always, but let's Teq' it to the next level!
Sarah: Margarita made with El Tequileño Blanco coming right up.
Estoy cenando con Luis. (I'm having dinner with Luis.)
Quien es Luis? (Who is Luis?)
El Tequileño. (The guy from Tequila.)
The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee."
Bro I just drank 17 coffees… I pulled a Tony El Chong
Tony El Chong Cuey is him
The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... except when it comes to one thing: Kaydin Blaeser, the mysterious Polish man who lives rent-free in Tony's mind. Nobody knows what Kaydin did, but the mention of his name makes Tony sweat harder than in a sauna
Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing to get through the day. You drink coffee to wake up, he wakes up to drink coffee.
Man I wish I could be more like Tony El Chong-
Dude I stayed in my bed doomscrolling for hours! I pulled a Tony El Chong Cuey
When a lad down under dies on a one v one on search and destroy and is angry
I got sniped in the face "fuk en el"
Imane ek bakkali a virus that originated in morroco and speaks dirty arab. The symptons are saying the n-word , being racist , destroying brussel, saying ewa zebe and thinking she is funny. You can kill the virus by sending it back to morocco with the boat. If the virus gets papers it wil stay forever.
Damn it there another imane el bakkali . I am really sad.
A true urban legend known for his butt cheese and incredible ability get doinked by Stoobs and other various forest creatures
Man, El Fanzo really knows how to take that kielbasa!