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hating someone sole based on the content of their facebook page. or excessive overbearing amounts of unnecessary and trivial updates
I hate that bitch Teri and i do't even know her i only know her via her facebook I FACEBOOK HATE her.
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adj. - the act of befriending someone on facebook, developing an online relationship despite the distance between them (usually a continent) and keeping the conversation flirty but not dirty;
Chad and I totally hit it off on facebook but he lives in England and i'm in the states for another year so we totally have to keep it facebook friendly.
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Your Facebook friend that makes daily posts with motivational quotes or sayings made popular by east Asian or Indian philosophers.
Chick: {{waking up for the day}} Man, what a crappy day ahead... wonder what that Facebook Buddha Mark McGrath will have to say today?
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Friend to other friend - "I get so sick of Sandra Bullock's daily Facebook Buddha quotes... if I see another Ghandi quote on there, I'm unfriending her."
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One who spends an exorbitant amount of time on facebook. Similar to Gym-rat.
Everytime I log on to my fbook I see phil on there. He's such a facebook rat!
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To friend people you really don't know on facebook out of the sheer excitement of being in the same group as they are, in hopes of actually meeting later. A common example is in college acceptance groups.
All these nerds from Carnegie Mellon keep facebook pregaming me! I've had 25 requests since I joined yesterday.
Who are you?!? I want no part in your facebook pregame scheme...don't friend me until AFTER we've met!
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Things on Facebook like chat and videos never seem to work, or just periodically break. A facebook phone is a phone that just randomly stops working for no reason.
Person 1:ok this fucking phone just randomly deleted all of my like 20 contacts!!!!!! and all my text messages ohhhhhmyyyFUCK this is super gay
Person 2: sounds like you have a facebook phone
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adj. describes someone who is not quick-witted enough to come up with funny comments in real time in response to what people have to say, but is very capable of coming up with funny things to say to people online.
People who are facebook funny must be given the spatial separation necessary to diminish the effect of a temporally delayed comeback ruining the comic relevancy of their jokes.
Todd is a real drag to be around when you talk to him face-to-face, but if you post something on his wall you can expect him to come up with something pretty facebook funny within 24 hours or so.
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