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When a girl is blowing you in the bathtub (you're the island, your dick is the lighthouse) and when you're about to climax, you hold her head down and tell her to catch the prisoners or she'll drown.
How did Kelly drown? She let the prisoners escape from Alcatraz.
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The female version of brother from another mother
a girl: hello my sister from another pisser
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Popular saying, suggesting that the person questioned, by action, saying or appearance is odd too the point of otherworldliness.
Brenda: How great is the next Brittney Spears album going to be? Robert: She has bombed the last two times around. She sucks!
Jason: I think people like to see a healthy woman dance about the stage in tight fitting cloths...
Robert: Man... What planet are you from? She is gianormous!
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yes it is a fall out boy cd (one of the best) but it does have another meaning.
see when it came out everyone was like "hey go get fuct!".
which is extremely funny i think. well you know the kids these days using "fucking" and language like that, well theres a new way to explain your anger or mishap.
just replace from under the cork tree with fucking and there you go!
peter: "I almost got in a car accident today it was from under the cork tree scary man."
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he can be summoned and is too powerful for the world
OH MY ITS JAKE FROM STATE FARM
The wettest out here, 9" cocolooks. Cutest' darkest cherry with the sweetest juice. He sweettt!
"OMG! There's Janari from Holy Cross, he so cute!"
"Ain't!"
Someone who envisions themselves with you but in this reality it would NEVER work, for practical reasons perhaps...
'' Eurgh, he was sooo hitting on me. I am his wife from another life''