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Combining a reference to two and a half men and the fact that you care so little about what the other person's saying.
-Hey, guess what I was doing last night?
-You know what? I don't give two and a half shits!
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(v.) To speak to someone who cares. Often used as a sarcastic idiom.
I don't care about your problem, cha...etc.
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October 7th is the national holiday of giving a girl you like your hoodie
boy: tomorrow is national give a girl your hoodie day, should i give it to jordan?
boy2: yeah man
*the next day*
boy: do you want my hoodie?
girl: omg omg omg yes of course
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give that one girl your hoodie whether she has one or not since it’s november 4th
boy: here’s my hoodie
girl: but i already have one
boy: it doesn’t matter, it’s give a girl your hoodie day
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September 30 is the day where all females who own scruchies give them away to the opposite gender.
Yo girl! Can I get yo scrunchie for National give away your scrunchie day?
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This is a day where you have to give ebba a flower (celebrated nationally)
“Happy national give Ebba a flower day!”
“Thank you”
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This is lyrics from Rick Astleys’s “never gonna give you up” Macdonalds version. just don’t say it in mcdonalds…
You: give me nuggets or say goodbye
Guy at counter: FBI!
Or
Guy at counter: *hands nuggets*
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