floppy horse penis

A simple form of greeting used between 2 men or a man to a woman. can also be used as an ice breaker.

1. man 1- good day sir
man 2- and a floppy horse penis to you too sir.

2. man- *grabs womans boob*
woman- and a flopppy horse penis to you too sir

3. so how about that floppy horse penis today?

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hold your horses

It means to get your excitement under control../ (see cool yer jets)

Hold your horses, you'll get your turn.

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chill your horse

basically means: calm the f* down; especially when you're in a situation that is basically unnecessary

sam: i can't go anywhere without my magazine ! i have to have my magazine ! if i dont have my magazine im not gonna be able to read it !

daisy: chill your horse ! we're coming back in 10 mins !

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Horse Cock Frosty

The poor excuse for a desert marketed as the Vanilla Frosty at Wendy's. As a successor to the original Chocolate Frosty it is a complete failure and anyone buying it obviously loves horse cock.

Wendy's Employee: "How may I help you?"
Customer: "I'd like a large Chocolate Frosty please."
Wendy's Employee: "I'm sorry we're out of Chocolate Frosty but we have Vanilla."
Customer: "What the fuck do you mean you're out of chocolate frosty? You're out of real frosty and you offer me some HORSE COCK FROSTY bullshit? I don't want that crap. If I wanted something that reminded me of Chris Pontius in Jackass 2 drinking horse jizz I'd go to McDonald's and get a McFlurry."
Wendy's Employee: "Sir, You don't have to use that language."
Customer: "I find your offering of a Horse Cock Frosty offensive. Fuck this. I'm going to Arby's for a Jamocha Shake."

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Horse Shit Luigi

1)One step above horse shit.

2)What Alabamians say when something is fubared.

Damn it! I cut that board too short, horse shit luigi.

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Porcelain horse collar

The sexual act of bending a woman over the toilet and sticking her head through the toilet seat while having doggy-style intercourse, thus creating the illusion of a horse collar.

Dude, I met this freaky chick at the bar last night. I took her home and gave her a porcelain horse collar.

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horse dust

Another term for b.s.
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Since the term b.s. is too ubiquitous, I like the term horse dust in more polite company

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