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He pasted my rusty sherif's badge with his hammer juice.
When your cock is limp and even a hammer couldn't get you hard.
Four blows from Granny's rusty, cast-iron mallet could not awaken Bapa's hammer cock from its deep, alcoholic slumber in the dusty chambers of his cordoroy pants.
Whats that?! oh thats a pigeo hammer!
shut you face ya pigeon hammer!
The Hammer Effect refers to the anger and pain of utilizing the Valve Hammer Editor with its frequent crashes and errors.
Person 1: When Hammer crashes he gets so angry!
Person 2: Yeah, it's the Hammer Effect.
A telephone dialling technique that can only be done with a rotary phone. Rotary telephones use timed pulses to encode numbers when dialling, such pulses could be imitated by a skilled user rapidly depressing the hang up mechanism and bypass the dial rotor entirely. The name comes from the action and sound of the dialler hurriedly tapping or "hammering" on the top of the phone. This was done to save time as dialling a rotary phone conventionally could take as long as three seconds to input a single number. If you knew the number you were calling well, you could memorize the pulses and hammer them out yourself in half the time.
"Alan sure is on the phone often, he's even learned to hammer dial the Thompson's house."
"Gee, what would make him call the Thompson's so much that he's hammer dialling their number?"
Noun (hammer fist): a striking technique where the attacker's fist is clenched, and the force is applied with the side part of the hand instead of the knuckles
Verb (hammer-fist): the act of performing a hammer fist
Khabib performed a ground-and-pound, taking the other guy to the ground and hammer-fisting the shit out of him.
(Including "hammer-fist / hammer fist" in parentheses because the Urban Dictionary won't let me publish it unless it's said here and I don't feel like using that whole phrase in the example.)
When you beat your meat so many times in one day that you can no longer get hard
When a woman is so ugly you cant get an erection during sex
Jeff: "Hey, how did your date go last night?"
Me: "It went terrible, we went back to my place but I had a floppy-hammer."
Jeff: " that's tough"