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Male masturbation. A term most prevalently used by members of the British upper-middle class.
The term 'chap' was used by their parents during their infancy, as the word 'Penis' was considered too vulgar.
"I tell you what Bertie, today's been monstrous. I can't wait to get home tonight so I can get chap in hand."
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Hand-Free is a very rare gift. It is when you can make YOURSELF cum, without anyone's hands. It is very hard to do and you don't feel the full orgasm as you would via a Blowjob, Handjob or otherwise.
Man: I can go Hand-Free
Woman: But I can make you unable to handle me
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Bus hands is a hand affliction caused by the bacteria Dirterium Hobus commonly propagated by handrails on buses and other forms of mass transportation where dirty people like to put their grubbies. Left untreated, bus hands can progress rapidly, escalating into an infection of bus arms, bus torso, or even so far as turning the carrier into a dirty bus person entirely.
Employee 1: Hi five m-dawg!
Employee 2: I can't give you a high-five z-money, I have bus hands.
Employee 1: That shit is wack, yo. Don't be bringing your grubbies around here.
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1) You will fight a boy or or girl, da gender doesn't matter
Jerome:A yo Shorty ima flex dis nigga for yo dont wory baby
Kathrine:Baby NO! the law says yo cant hit girls!
Jerome:Fuck you chattin I Got BuySexual Hands idgaf if its a girl!
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Charli Hands is the most amazing person in the world. She deserves every single bit of love in the entire fucking world. If anyone were to hurt her I'd make you regret it. She is kind and sweet and definitely a cutie and I love her so much. She owns my whole heart. love you
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Meaning about to start fighting
"Im about to throw these hands." Chris said sternly. "Fine. You want to fight? Let's fight."
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The hand you use most often for playing Wii. This hand/arm is more dominant and most of the time, is stronger than the other arm. So you basically wind up with a super muscle-y arm and a weak arm.
The nunchuck arm is always the weakest because it barely has any uses.
Jacob: Hey dude, check out the Wii hand.
Zack: Damn! It's fucking huge!
Jacob: Yeah, been playing Mario&Sonic at the Olympic games. Got buff.
Zack: Your other arm looks wimpy as hell though.
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