Having your shit together

Being beautiful and having lived in 3 cities

Megan is a great example of having your shit together

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so, you having a good time?

in an awkward situation when you are with your partner and all his friends and you try to make best with his best girlfriend. you ask her if she's having a good time but subsequently making it more awkward!

Michelle: Hey Shayda!

Shayda: Hi.

Michelle: .........

Shayda:............

Michelle: So, you having a good time?!

Shayda:Yea.

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Wide stance having mother fucker

Someone who repeatedly takes it in the ass every night or every day from two or more men simultaneously.

George W. Bush is a wide stance having mother fucker.

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you have lost connection to the server

When you are kicked for flying on 2b2t, the oldest anarchy server in minecraft

2b2t.org is without a doubt, the oldest anarchy server in minecraft. Some say that on the oldest anarchy server in minecraft, you can't get kicked for flying on the oldest anarchy server in minecraft, but in reality, the oldest anarchy server in minecraft, 2b2t.org, kicks you for flying on the oldest anarchy server in minecraft by claiming that you have lost connection to the server.

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Having a one-night stand with a loser

Doing it like they do it on discovery channel with a loser you just met in the night-life.

Jenny enden up having a one-night stand with a loser

Jessica was so drunk she ended up having sex with a geek that night.

Sarah did it with a loser she just met.

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do you have any cigarettes

A pick-up line. Often used after a night of heavy drinking when traveling for your workplace with co-workers. Usually executed via phone from hotel room.

Typically used by desperate, married women who are seeking some rough, drunk loving that they aren't getting at home.

Line can be used on both sexes, married or unmarried.

If target is a non-smoker, the line "Hey, do you have any water, I'm thirsty" can be used. See definition for "I'm thirsty."

User in own hotel room - calls co-worker in different room:

"Hey Mike, I just puked in my room, but am wondering, do you have any cigarettes? Cause I sure can use one right now."

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have a seat my son

A father telling his son to have a seat

"Have a seat my son 💙 😉❤ 😎 "

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