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It is a catchphrase typically used in ironic memes as an excuse for reckless or criminal behavior, often coupled with images of villainous characters. It is used to mock people who abuse a condition or disability to excuse unacceptable behavior. Credit to Know your Meme
You can't attack me I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor.
You can't hold me accountable I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor
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A term used by large nosed Muslims when they come to the establishment 4 hours after promsing to come at the promised time.
Person 1: Yo I'm pullin' up soon for some burgers
Person 2: Nigga you ain't coming for shit, you said that last time, and I was waitin for 4 hours with my dick in my hand. Fuck off
Person 1: ...
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A phrase commonly used by women when they have been bombarded with texts that they do not want to answer. This is usually used when a man is pursuing a woman and the woman does not share the same feelings for the man.
Arthur: Hey! What's up?
30 minutes pass
Arthur: Did I say something wrong?
Francine: Sorry, I'm bad at texting
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A phrase reflecting your own supposed coolness and your belief in your right to hit people, particularly people you believe have dissed you.
Charlie: What's your fuckin' problem, man?
Dave: I'm Rick James, bitch! *Smacks Charlie* And now it's YOUR problem!
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When you feel that doing the same shit over and over for years is too much to deal with anymore.
Example 1:
Mom: Junior wet the bed again.
Dad: He's ten years old. Fuck, i'm too old for this shit.
Example 2:
Friend 1: What's 1+1=?
Friend 2: I'm too old for this shit.
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The phrase that you use right before you tell someone something that you know will start a lot of shit.
I'm not trying to start shit but Ty called your mother a whore.
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Something you say when you see something really cool, or a hot girl walks by. You can say it even if you never talked about the subject before.
Two dudes sitting around.
15 minutes of silence
Dude #1: "Look at that chick!"
Dude #2: "That's what I'm talkin about!"
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