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The strongest anti-depressant, capable of curing any form of sadness. Comes in many flavours, and can be combined to reach ultimate tranquillity. Ice Cream also has remarkable healing properties, able to cure the pain of any abrasion or graze, while still providing the user with a healthy supplement.
"Oh my, my parents died and my fish got eaten by my cat who then died of a cardiac arrest and i fell off my bike and snapped both my femurs landing on a newborn baby, causing it to roll down a hill, in front of a petrol tanker that swerved, crashing into an orphanage and burning it to the ground. And now i'm in a wheelchair forever as a paraplegic. I need some ice cream."
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Meme machine: I C E I S N I C E
Everyone else: shut the fuck up or i'll kill you.
(Ice is nice (;u;) )
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pooping into a ziplock bag, warming it in the microwave (and/or an alternate heat source), snipping the corner of the bag, and writing/decorating your poop like you would icing.
"man, i just made poop icing and poop icinged that bitches car. i got her good"
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ice cleaning is when you take an ice cube and rim your partner with it, sliding it in and out, then keeping it in, then whenever he releases you have to suck on it in your mouth until it's clean again, then repeat untill its completely dissolved
"Matt is up for another round of ice cleaning tonight... Can I borrow some Altoids?"
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A term to describe someone who has very basic sexual desires, a lack of willingness to explore or branch out, and is typically dismissive or non-receptive of a partner's sexual advances.
A combination of the terms vanilla, meaning conventional and boring, and ice, meaning to ignore or be frigid. This term is unrelated to the rap artist who bears the same moniker.
My boyfriend turned out to be such vanilla ice. I almost never get laid anymore, and when I do, it's always the same boring shit.
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when a person rolls a marijuana cigarette and mixes methamphetamines into it
dude we should roll ice later, that stuff is crazy!
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Arnold Palmer makes one hell of a Ice-Teamonade.
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