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Someone who pushes their religion off on other people because they find theirs to be superior.
Jon: Anyone who doesn't believe in Christ our Savior will be banished to hell forever!!!!
Tom: Wow, Jon's a real Jesus Jerk.
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Shitty, popcore "rock" "music," performed by marginally talented "musicians," for the purposes of:
1) Propagating skewed and fundamentalist beliefs to the ignorant and uninitiated;
2) Making shitloads of money
Yuppie Christian apologist shitheads force their halftarded children to listen to jesus rock in lieu of spending time with them.
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A fictional character from the Imagination Land episodes of South Park. Who, inadvertently, is quite the sharp-shooter with an M16.
Jesus Christ killed all the bad imaginary people with his M16.
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1.) Someone willing to lay everything down for Jesus
2.) A person who is not afraid, by any means, to publicly profess to anyone that they love Jesus Christ.
3.) Being who is not ashamed to be persecuted for the Lord that they believe in.
I don't really care if they label me a Jesus Freak, because you can't disquise the truth.
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The Son of God. Nuff said.
Popular biographies:
Gospel of Matthew
Gospel of Mark
Gospel of Luke
Gospel of John
Jesus: "Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind and with all your strength... Love your neighbor as yourself. There is no commandment greater than these." (Mark 12:30-31)
Humanity's Response: "Crucify him!" (Luke 23:21)
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your, savior. He came down to earth to pay the price for your sins. He loves you more than you could ever imagine, and can change your life if you turn to him.
the son of God
Jesus is my savior
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The main character in the fiction story "The Bible". Portrayed by Jim Caviezel in the movie version.
Person 1- Dude, I just read The Bible. That Jesus Christ guy was kick ass. If only that was real...
Christian Asshole- It was real, he died for all of our sins.
Person 1- I bet you expect me to believe he turned water into wine too and healed people by 'miracles'. You're such a joker :D
(Christian Asshole walks away to go to church like a bitch instead of watching the Ravens vs Steelers)
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