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The act of slapping a pair of titties back and forth as if they were two tree tops swayin in a wind storm.
"Damn girl what happened?!!!"
"Oh you know, just enjoyed another Jenkins job!"
A sweep Job is wear a person takes a broom and excessively starts to sweep one's privates as a sexual act.
The maid walks in the room and exclaims "Do any of you boys wanna sweep job?".
A place that has been around for a long time that you hear about through word of mouth and immensely exceeds expectations upon visiting
Dude that bar, the Seapoint, is the sneakiest of sneak jobs. It has a keno, pool, golden tee, great pies and locals with attitude.
When a person has one or two jobs due to the horrible economy and don't know how to handle it and eventually start feeling exhausted and confused.
Job- lagged salesgirl: " Hello Club Monaco, Sherry Speaking"
customer: "Isn't that american apparel?"
Sales girl: " Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I'm totally JOB- LAGGED!"
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Job Simulator is a video game made specifically for a VR headset. The game is a basic simulation of multiple jobs like Gourmet Chef, Office Worker, Store Clerk, and Auto Mechanic. The game also is named the 2050 Archives, showing that it takes place in the future. (Explaning why most characters are robots.) The release date is April 5, 2016.
A: Hey, I got this new game named Job Simulator!
B: Cool, is it fun?
A: Yeah! I'm learning how Jobs work!
B: Wow! I think I'll get that game!
when a girl gives a guy a blow job and loves dick so much that she actually cries of joy
my girl friend gave me a weeping job cause she says my dick tastes like an arnold palmer
Getting a blow job while you play Runescape.
Kenny: Hey babe, jsu on Runescape pwning noobs. Mocha: Want a Scape Job?