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A hillarius joke that occured from the hit game "cards against huamnity."
*WHEEEEEEEEZE* Fog machine
- Bruh
the action of putting a vape in someones asshole and taking a hit, then removing the vape and blowing the cloud into the persons asshole
dude i gave mary a fog machine
an enigma
the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
People who munch on your laundry and it can't be found anywhere.
"Oh! Look! There's the washing machine monsters eating my laundry again! Better go catch them before we lost it all!"
When you lick off the cum dripping down a penis after a blowjob.
Mike: Dude my was GF Cleaning the Washing Machine last night!
Tim: Nice, it must have been awesome.
A highly skilled drama king or queen. An individual who can cause hate and discontent in their sleep. A professional troublemaker who says just the right things to cause a conflict. Someone who can relentlessly go from one situation to another and stir the pot. Veteran instigator.
He's the only guy I know who can make everyone at work hate one another after only an hour, he's one trouble brewing machine!
A machin is when somebody acts like Jonathon Machin
You machin, you fucked her with a cocktail sausage.