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A highly skilled drama king or queen. An individual who can cause hate and discontent in their sleep. A professional troublemaker who says just the right things to cause a conflict. Someone who can relentlessly go from one situation to another and stir the pot. Veteran instigator.
He's the only guy I know who can make everyone at work hate one another after only an hour, he's one trouble brewing machine!
A machin is when somebody acts like Jonathon Machin
You machin, you fucked her with a cocktail sausage.
Machine with no use, this machine does nothing, and is often used at midnight when the cool breeze form the perfect conditions for a moth party
This machine, does it do anything?
No, it is the machine that does nothing, it does nothing
a person that releases long, stinky farts all day like a machine
ex: Vissy expressed his farter machine ass on a date with Rea.
A washing machine that uses very little water as possible to wash your clothes. They take longer to wash than a traditional washer, have cheaply made electronic control boards, often lasts less than 10 years, and still can't clean as well as older washers. On the top load machines, the tub brake and suspension systems found on many older machines is replaced with self balancing sensors, which if they fail for some reason to correct an out of balance situation, will cause the machine to shake itself apart violently (literately exploding). They often have poor ventilation, allowing odor causing bacteria to grow inside when not in use, even when the door or lid is left open.
High efficiency washing machines are a complete joke compared to older washers!
A hillarius joke that occured from the hit game "cards against huamnity."
*WHEEEEEEEEZE* Fog machine
- Bruh