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do yo magic

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do yo magic lil whore

by bigdickreed December 28, 2017

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Ride that magic carpet

Having intercourse with a beautiful woman.

She's smoking hot.....I'd love to ride that magic carpet.

by Dump truck November 5, 2016

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magic money wall

ATM Machine, A place to withdrawel money from!

I need to go to the Magic Money Wall before I go to the casino.

by Nikki, told to her by BOB D. from Chandler May 30, 2008

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sleeping bag magic

A game. When male and a female, of post-pubescent age, zipper themselves in a sleeping bag with toy soldiers. A battle rages until the toy soldiers have fired their last bullet. Usually the female receives the brunt of the onslaught, especially if the male is using some biochemical spray to attack the female from the inside. A cease-fire is eventually imposed because someone claims "you got it in my eye." But then the magic happens and presto chango, a baby has been made.

Jason and Rylee were friends forever until they decided to play a little game called sleeping bag magic. Both prepared their troops for battle, and sealed themselves in the bag, vowing not to unzip until someone was victorious. Alas, no magic happened because Jason and Rylee didn't realize that you need one girl and one guy for magic to happen. Two guys will never create a fetus with toy soldiers.

by Snuffleupagus muck stick February 2, 2012

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doo doo magic

The act or art of making food extremely hot or otherwise unpleasant to eliminate in a bowel movement later. This is a play on "juju" magic, a form of West African witchcraft.

Oooh, my gosh! My stomach is upset! That chef sure can make powerful doo doo magic! I need to go to the bathroom.

by Deaf Drummer June 5, 2010

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puff the magic dragon

smoke a bong or just go smoke weed

"were are we going?"
"bro wer gona puff the magic dragon ay"

by jordybear92 May 8, 2008

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magic carpet ride

Your doing a girl from behind and you hit her in the back of the head and knock her out. then you ride her down the stairs.

I gave that girl a magic carpet ride.

by Matt222 March 15, 2008

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