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A euphemism for one's junk or package.I.e the cock and balls
Sheila gently stroked big Mike and the twins till Mike
blew man gravy on her hand.
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Inspired by the hit TV show 13 Reasons Why, and brought to life during the events at St Michaels College School, a St. Mike’s-ing is when a broomstick is forcefully inserted through ones anus and is kept in the rectum until removed bloody.
Be careful, I may have to give you a St. Mike’s-ing, my yute.
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Patchy bearded,scrawny faced,peach fuzz
She missed a few spot whilst shaving drunk her JJ looked like a Mike Honcho...
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hott is a guy who's pants you want to get into or sex up every night and day
mike gould daniel johns jesse mccartney
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A somewhat denigrating nickname bestowed upon Mike Pence due to his weirdly absurd appearance in Iowa today on a growling Harley, designed to attempt to counteract his previously mild mannered persona verging on nonexistence.
Oh look, all decked out in black leather and looking sinfully tan and sexy, here comes Biker Boy Mike on his powerful motorbike!
Synonym for "Fuck off". Works best if the persons name is Mike.
- "Aye mate can you sling us a ciggie?"
"nah mate"
- "you're a fuckin dog cunt"
"on your bike mike"
A man in an overly tight speedo, man thong, or tightly fitted spandex shorts.
George: "Hey James, those extremely cropped spandex shorts really accentuate your package!"
James: (smiling broadly and proud) "I was going for that "Mike in the banana hammock" look. (James winks).