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A phrase usually used by a guy to tell a girl that if another guy hurts her emotionally that he's there for her. Example: He will beat the living shit out of the other guy so that when his mother looks at him she says "Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ what happened?" Most commonly used when a girl is going to get with another guy when the person saying this phrase has a crush on the girl.
Sally: I might go out with Johnny.
Mike: He breaks your heart I break his legs.
Mike: I'll break him so bad, when his mom looks at him she'll say "Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ."
Sally: Wow you really mean that Mike?
Mike: Yup.
Sally: I might think twice about going out with that asshole Johnny now..
Mike's thought: oriighht
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The act of temporarily getting back with your ex when winter break rolls around. A nearly inevitable fate for some couples.
Every time I go home for the holidays I text my ex and go straight into a winter break backslide.
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When a person, who was involved in a relationship that has ended, has items belonging to the other person who expects the first person to give back said items.
After the break-up, john had a ton of break-up debt. He still has her entire CD collection, her dining set, and even some of her jewelry.
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A bathroom break you take at work that consists of chugging a glass of wine, smoking a cigar, and drinking coffee; ideally red wine, a Macanudo, and columbian coffee.
Hey boss, I have to take a quick Mississippi bathroom break.
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The phenomenon of seeing random strangers that appear to look like breaking bad characters
The man saw someone that looked like Hank across the road, he had breaking bad syndrome
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Titties that are so perfect that they can be only seen on the days of srping break (this will depend on school or work)
Yo this woman had some spring break titties and they were gods grace
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The act of masturbating whilst at a place of work, normally to alleviate boredom.
John was at the office using the photocopier, it was a few hours to lunch break. He was bored so went to the armitage shanks for a tommy tank (wank). To masturbate, have a monkey tea break.
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