Phone-free NYE vantage points

New year's eve vantage points that prohibit you from using your phone to take photos or videos of the fireworks.

Instead of making the vantage points expensive, Phone-free NYE vantage points make it cost nothing.

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National Point Guard Day

Give your point guard the biggest hug and show him/her your appreciation for his dimes. This day is to make sure he/she never gets hurt and he/she knows you love him/her
Especially like trent

trent makes my day better
he’s just too amazing

I remembered that every fridays is National Point Guard Day, i have to give trent a hug!!

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South Pointe High School

Commonly known as the rainbow school because of the many different colors used throughout the school. Home of the Stallions && The '09 State Football Champions.

You're more of a rainbow than south pointe high school...

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Rooty tooty point 'n' shooty

A different, ney, better word for a gun.

(in a gunpoint robbery)
"he's got a rooty tooty point 'n' shooty!"

but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore

1.When you are telling a story and have engaged a listener but realize that the climax of the story is not nearly as enthralling as the build up, this phrase is used to complete your story with an unexpected slam on the listener instead of trailing it off at the end and disappointing yourself and your audience.

2. Alternative ending to a "and then I found five dollars" type of story.

"Today I got to work a little late and there were rumors about my company letting some people go. This afternoon, my boss called me into his office and sat me down across from him with a solemn look on his face... and well, he didn't fire me, but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore."

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Five Point Exploding Ass Technique

Derived from the Five Point Exploding Heart Technique used at the end of Kill Bill 2. Used to refer to a bowel movement that sprays rather unpleasantly into the toilet, leaving an aweful mess to clean up. Frequently encountered the morning after a night of heavy drinking which was followed by a suspicious curry.

Argh, I had the most horrific Five Point Exploding Ass Technique this morning! Damn that curry!

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10 point relationship scale

1:holding hands
2:hugging
3:holding hands
4:kiss on cheek
5:kiss on lips
6:making out
7:touching eachothers body parts (boobs, butt, penis, etc.)
8:7 but with clothes off
9:oral sex
10:sexual intercourse

Guy 1: Hey how far did you and your girlfriend get in the 10 point relationship scale?

Guy 2: On the 10 point relationship scale we got to 5! :D

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