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Jean penis often plagues girls' with ill-fitting jeans. This condition is characterized by a large bulge in a typical penis area. This is most noticeable when sitting.
"Staci,I have mad jean penis!"
"yo check out that girl in the mom jeans, she has a bad case of jean penis"
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Something black men think is huge and constantly need to tell you said thoughts. In reality, not any bigger than anyone else's.
Jerome wouldn't shut the fuck up about how big his black penis was, so one day after gym I yanked the shower curtain back, exposing his little black needle dick. No wonder his black girlfriend is now with Tom.
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The game where two people say penis louder and louder until a teacher writes one of them up. That person is the winner.
Ted: Lets play the penis game.
Laura:(wispers)penis
Ted:Penis
Laura:(yelling)PENISSS!!!
Teacher: Laura go to detention you dirty mexican.
Ted: Damn it i lose again!!!
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Hot dog purchased from a street vendor
"hey, give me one of those street penis' - loaded"
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A shout given amongst a group of males to express pride in being male.
Penis Power!!
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Some one who sucks a lot of penis. Who is basically feeding off of it.
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when you masturbate so much that your dick becomes flaky and peely.
My penis hurt because it was chafed after masturbating for the past 4 hours with sandpaper glued to my hands.
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