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One Erection is the band where the members have erections, or boners, all the time.
I'm gonna take picture of Liam Payne's boner and post it on my social media. I can't believe One Erection broke up. I wonder when they'll get back together and if they have been having erections since their breakup.
An evil penny or some other type of evil coin that always manages to find another owner when the previous one leasts expects it.
One penny to rule them all,
One penny to find them,
One penny to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them.
When someone in the group leaves a night out/party to go get some dick.
Like kick ons but for the intention of sex.
"Hey bro have you seen Jennifer?"
"Yeah bro, she just left to go to Sam's for dick ons."
Slang word for knocking one out. Usually a term describing what action you’re going to apply to someone’s forehead if they continue talking nonsense. It’s deemed, usually, as a ‘Class A’ punch that will likely finish someone upon impact.
Oi nah man, do yu wanna one bomb?
In Italian, the meaning of the name Francesco is derived from the Latin word Francis, meaning free one.
My name Francesco means Free One
A moment in time when kids don't annoy you.
Kid 1: "Mom, I'm hungry...:eats:..Mom, I need more food"
Kid 2: "Mom, tell him to stop looking at me!"
Mom: "I just need one second."
:Mom goes into bathroom:
Kid 3: opens bathroom door: "Mom, he took my toy and won't give it back!"
Mom: "One Second...One Second..One Second...(kid's name), can I just have one second??"