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when you sit down and your willy gets caught in between the cushions
Person: im gonna go sit down
Also Person: FUCK SAKE WILLY DOWN GRAB THE MANDEM IVE GOT OLIVER COUCH
When you drop your bruised green/black balls in your mother in laws fart box. She will the garr pop your balls out producing the Dusty olive.
Hey babe you mom shot me a dope little Dusty olive last night.
Sexy as fuck, has a humongous cock and is a monster in bed.
Oliver Hamilton Neale has a cock thats bigger than your mouth.
My faggot friend Oliver is a guy that likes to jack off to furry porn and suck your cock:)
My faggot friend Oliver is comming in my ass today.
An idiom used to preface vocalizing something everyone knows and should be acknowledged but no body wants to hear
I don't mean to fling olives on the floor but... this water cooler conversation is going to make us late for the meeting
The act of walking around with a glass and asking people to please fill it up with an alcoholic beverage. Most successful at places where everyone else is drinking out of cans or bottles. Great idea until the next morning's hangover.
Person #1: "Please sir, may I have some more?"
Person #2: "Sure."
(Pours bottle into glass)
Person #1: "Thank you!"
Person #2: "Now don't ask me again, you Drunk Oliver fuck."