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when a man lays his erect wilf on a womans sagged klimt, the woman will tighten her vulva and retract it back and forth thrusting the wilf to penatrate the upper lip.
Margret and Edward were in bed and wanted to try something new, he lay his wrinkled cock onto her saggy lips and just lay it ontop. she then tightened her old stinkin fanny and made her vulva tighten its rat wings onto it, he came in a second. They called it a gash wank
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Dump Wank = Literally and physically to dump wank...
Basically a five knuckle truffle shuffle amalgamated with a mark hurd...
Having wank when your having a shit!!!
Dump wank
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A solitary indulgence purely from taste, smell & asthethics of food, a moment of ecstasy.
I just had an amazing food wank.
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Proceeding to put a pencil in your urethra. Then put the pencil in a pencil sharpener, and sharpen it all the way down to the eraser while stroking your penis.
Bro, I just got cum on my pencil sharpener after pencil wanking.
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Performing a Gwylo Wank without lubrication.
Gwylo Wanker 1 "I forgot the loob."
Gwylo Wanker 2 "Drylo Wank-QUET."
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When a man masturbates inside a condom to avoid making a mess.
I had a nice patty wank last night and NO cleanup... :)
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The blind panic which every man suffers when approachin ejaculation when there are no tissues in sight !
Man in wank panic: O shit . . . O shit, ahh a spare sock . . . perfect.
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