one swiper

The rare occurrence of only needing one swipe of toilet paper to completely clean your arse after taking a shite.

Jim: "How did that shite go for ye?"

John: "Great, it was a one swiper"

Jim: "Can't bate them"

one the person

a common word for "the dog that is watching porn"

Johnny: it could be but it is it

Martha: "actually think the 45th the dog is watching porn again, oh one the person ."

It's been one

It's time for action
It been over

It's been "one more time" now it's on sight!

It's been one. I'm done with this

One Fifth

one part of five. 20% of something

"Don't tell me you're about to drink all that?!?"
"Nah G, only one fifth"

Free One

In Italian, the meaning of the name Francesco is derived from the Latin word Francis, meaning free one.

My name Francesco means Free One

one second

A moment in time when kids don't annoy you.

Kid 1: "Mom, I'm hungry...:eats:..Mom, I need more food"
Kid 2: "Mom, tell him to stop looking at me!"
Mom: "I just need one second."
:Mom goes into bathroom:
Kid 3: opens bathroom door: "Mom, he took my toy and won't give it back!"
Mom: "One Second...One Second..One Second...(kid's name), can I just have one second??"

Lil one

Lil one is a boy named Winston Joseph Compere . Only a girl can call winston lil one. Nobody else & no ugly bitches

Winston- yeooo
Me- hey lil one