Removing a catalytic converter from a car in order to make it sound faster than it is. Can land you with a Section 59 if the police check under the car.
“That car behind me is deafening, is it an AMG?”
“Nah bro, just another idiot who decided to straight pipe his golf.”
One who grooms another mans genitals.
Honey, your bush is a jungle, please hire a pipe duster.
When you fart in the pussy and fuck it and then she queefs it back out.
Me and Nancy did the West Virginia straight pipe last night and that shit hit the spot
Masturbating someone's cock with you're elbow
Nora was feeling frisky last night and didn't want to do bagpiping again so she asked Nigel did he wanna try uilleann Piping instead as she proceeded to jerk him off with his cock under her elbow
An innate desire to make sweet harmonious love to her lady parts in a style indicative of master slayer Wesley Pipes.
'Make it nasty' - Wes P.
"Mate, she's giving me the 'I'm gonna milk your balls dry look. So, watch me strap that pussy, and let me wreck it like a crash dummy - full Pipes style".
A Ghillie pipe is a tobacco pipe with a short stem sometimes known also as a snub nose pipe
The man was smoking his Ghillie pipe down by the docks
Giving a sexual partner your penis.
I pitch pipe was my girl blocked me.