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Robert

Robert is my name

I am Robert

by Mr Lester October 5, 2020


Robert

Robert;

He's the guy you thought you loved all your life. The kind of guy who promises you the world and then pulls it from under your feet. He charms everyone so they don't see who he really is, and always makes the ladies seem like the crazy ones. He has huge bug eyes that SOMEHOW, he gets the ladies to look past.. but that's not all they look past.. also his itty bitty teeny weenie dinkie winkie.

Don't let that Robert fool you ladies. RUN!!

This one time I was sleeping with Robert and fell asleep mid bang.

by Dopetasticbkicks June 11, 2019


Robert

The Biggest Simp on the Planet

Guy 1 - you're acting like a Robert

Guy 2 - dude it's okay I play fortnite

by Big Nigga Bert March 28, 2020


Robert

A guy who irritates people and swears too much. He says he is straight but we all know that is a lie . Weeb

You are such a Robert

by AGayFag June 3, 2019


Robert

A boy that can be very rude and a bully, he can say some inappropriate uncomfortable things, Roberts are usually zesty and girly pop, they can sometimes be furrys too, but they can be a good friend.

Person 1 “Hey nice to meet you, my name is-”
Person 2 looks up and down at person 1
Person 2“let me guess.. Robert?”

by Lolafisher20 May 3, 2023


Robert

He is an ugly little brat not very popular, thinks he is all that and a bag of chip when he’s not hurts you no matter what verbally,meantly,and physically NEVER APPROACH ONE OF THEM

Robert is an demon

by Cookiedestryer February 23, 2019


Robert

Is a great brother and perfect person who has a dodgy tattoo on his right bicep.

Wow look at that Robert.

by Kez n December 2, 2017