Robert;
He's the guy you thought you loved all your life. The kind of guy who promises you the world and then pulls it from under your feet. He charms everyone so they don't see who he really is, and always makes the ladies seem like the crazy ones. He has huge bug eyes that SOMEHOW, he gets the ladies to look past.. but that's not all they look past.. also his itty bitty teeny weenie dinkie winkie.
Don't let that Robert fool you ladies. RUN!!
This one time I was sleeping with Robert and fell asleep mid bang.
The Biggest Simp on the Planet
Guy 1 - you're acting like a Robert
Guy 2 - dude it's okay I play fortnite
A guy who irritates people and swears too much. He says he is straight but we all know that is a lie . Weeb
A boy that can be very rude and a bully, he can say some inappropriate uncomfortable things, Roberts are usually zesty and girly pop, they can sometimes be furrys too, but they can be a good friend.
Person 1 “Hey nice to meet you, my name is-”
Person 2 looks up and down at person 1
Person 2“let me guess.. Robert?”
He is an ugly little brat not very popular, thinks he is all that and a bag of chip when he’s not hurts you no matter what verbally,meantly,and physically NEVER APPROACH ONE OF THEM
Robert is an demon
Is a great brother and perfect person who has a dodgy tattoo on his right bicep.
Wow look at that Robert.