On November 4, you need to be nice to people under 5'4
If you are not nice to short people then watch out for the monster under your bed for it is national be nice to short people day.
hug a short friend! make them feel loved. why not. give em a big ole tight hug
hey! itโs national hug a short friend day.
cool can i get a hug?!
sure you can buddy:)
the pages for your love story is too thin, too short, too fast to, and already finished.
i love you but the book were making is too short.
October 24 is a day, where you get to yeet your best friend. But it's forbidden for shorties ;) It's only meant for all the tall besties. :P
Yeet your short bestie day- is a day where you yeet ur bestie for being short! October 24th!
You get to pat people under 5'3" from October 22nd-29th
girl- Stop hitting my head!
you- i can tho bc it's pat short people on the head week
A true fuckoff, the kind of person you wouldn't cross the street to shit on. pond scum, etc. used with prefix, 'you-'
similar to "sack of unwanted horse piss" and "long streak of piss"
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September 20th is The day in which you fuck a short girl you know
Dude 1: bro did you hear what today is
Dude 2: yeah itโs national fuck a short girl day
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