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The act of scooping 5 ladles of gravy onto an individual's hair in order to maximize flow-volume
Bro 1: Dude-man, how did you get your flow to thick and shiny?
Bro 2: Come on dawger, I clearly took a gravy shower!
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To take a shit in a hydraulic decontamination chamber.
"Lets shower pie this motherfucker"
"This man deserves a shower pie"
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When a girl, during kinky sexual escapades, decides to lay you down, stand over you and let loose a torrent of diarrhea all over your face.
"The sex started great, until she decided to give me a mud shower"
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It is common that when a male has a possible shot at engaging in sexual activity, he will first make sure that he has had a 'Gentleman's Shower'.
A Gentleman's Shower is much like a regular shower, but the majority of the time is spent washing the male's little cock and ball sack, rather than the entire body.
Man 1: We're going to pick up those two sluts in 30 minutes.
Man 2: Excellent. That gives me just enough time to have a Gentleman's Shower.
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The act of taking a shit so nasty you'd rather just shower then bother wiping your ass.
Bro 1 "what's up"?
Bro 2 "just got done showering, had a nasty shower shit, must be all the protein"
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You stick this up your ass to make ass eating more fun since it adds flavor and makes your ass smell nice.
1. “I noticed how Timmy used shower soap last night, sex was better now that he didn’t smell like crusty Doritos.”
2. “Use shower soap hunny, you look like someone with a severe case of herpys.”
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When your girl is deepthroating so hard that she's gonna puke.
So when you cum on her face, she starts puking on the ground while grinding her teeth to contain the lumps.
When you're done cuming and she's done puking, she showers with the lumps like confettis to celebrate.
Yo, I just did the confetti shower to my girl, it was lit.
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