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Term used to describe a dump taken that leaves brown streaks at the bottom of the toilet, most commonly produced by Crab Cakes and after dinner coffee.
John searched frantically for the toilet brush after leaving a South Hampton Drain Stainer in Mary's toilet.
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here is where you find some lesbos in there rare habitat
some wanna be posh chavs and those posh twats who ask for a pony for their 13th birthday
you can also meet some dope children but there is about 20 out of the 1368 that attend that crappy school
it contains pedo math teachers and childish science teachers
many rooms smell like ass and for some reason the l block smells like rotten cabbage like get some febreeze in here
hey do you go to south wilts grammar school
yes
oh i'm soooooo sorry
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Where you are asked the question at least 5 times a day "can i hit your j?"
Johnny: "Yo can I hit your J?"
Mark: "I don't have it."
Johnny:"BULL SHIT MARK!"
Mark: Its maine south high school dude
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One who uses his left hand to jack, whack, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, attack the one-eyed purple-headed warrior or in other words, MASTURBATE!
A lefty, per say
May be a person that writes, hits, or even smokes with his right hand but gallops the old lizzard with his left hand.
Also referred to as an S.P.M.P.
Kristine: So I used my teloscope last night and looked into Ray's window. Did you know that he is a South Paw Monkey Spanker?
Derek: So I applied for this new job at the Home Depot, and my boss wanted to know if I was an S.P.M.P. and I'm all wtf? On occasion, though, I do, do the five kunckle shuffle with 'ol Lefty!
Janet: Hey Bobby?
Bobby: Yes Janet?
Janet: Do you participate in genital stimulation via phallengetic motion with your left hand?
Bobby: Why yes, I am an S.P.M.P.!
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a school where you are either a rich ass person or you're a pot head. sometimes, both. occasionally normal people. almost won state twice, but our quarterback threw the chance away twice and is now at a D2 school with the best running back in the state. our soccer team is legit, girls though, the boys suck. golf is not a sport. swimming does pretty good. volleyball games are only gone to to see some ass. the cheerleaders are mostly whores who have sex with their bestfriends ex or are boy crazy. some are legit. this is the worst school to possibly attend because we have a milkdud as our principal. oh we have coach waters as a legend who had sex with a student. only thing we have going is our football team. and that's barely good this year. so unless you are rich and/or like drugs, don't come here.
person 1: hey I am transferring to south aiken high school this year
person 2: are you a pot head or are you rich?
person 1: no I heard the teachers are very hands on there ;)
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Two in the stink and one in the pink.
An inverted shocker (see shocker) also reference (stinky pinky)
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You might go to South Carroll if:
If you have masturbated in the school's bathroom.
If you're a redneck.
If you're a whore.
If you weigh less than 100lbs.
If you drink Moonshine, and think you're a badass. (No.)
If your friends are either skanky bitches and/or raging douchebags
If you're racist.
If you're homophobic.
If you draw a penis on everything you see.
If you smoke weed like you drink water.
If you wear shorts so small, it looks like they are eating your flat ass.
If you think sports are more important than life itself.
If you're so tan, that you look like a fucking oompa loompa.
If you wear so much makeup, that it looks like Crayola gang banged your face.
If you are of the "white" ethnicity.
If there is more dick in your personality, than you have on your body.
If you do drugs anywhere and everywhere in the building, but don't give two fucks.
If your uptight booty is offended by any of this.
And if you are insulted by these statements, smd.
~Shake my dick.
Tom: What school do you go to?
Jerry:South Carroll High School.
Tom: LOL.
Jerry: Go fuck yourself.
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