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nice guy

A fuckboy twat who thinks he deserves the attention and affection of a female because he thought acting like an obsessive 'agony-aunt' friend will get him laid.

"But I'm a nice guy!" Snorted Larry, a pimple on his cheek bursting puss onto his World Of Warcraft T-Shirt. "I'm sorry," Replied Sandra, "I just don't have any feelings for you; I respect yours, but I must also respect my own."

by Moosbutt April 21, 2016

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Guy Diving

an act of revenge in which a man thoroughly covers himself in lube, he then dives at the intended target. Whichever hole he lands in is the hole he has intercourse with. any hole is fair game.

If you don't come out tonight i'm totally going to go guy diving on you in your sleep.

by dopekicks July 3, 2010

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Guy-Friendly

A woman that lacks many qualities men dislike (i.e. wanting to go shopping) that draws men to her. This may/may not include PMS emotions.

Guy: What do you want for your birthday?
Girl: Nothing, just dont piss me off for the rest of the year.
Guy: You sure are Guy-Friendly
Girl: I know

by Dioxybenzone July 1, 2010

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hype guy

The friend in a group who would hype/pump the group before a party or when going out. He's the one who starts taking shots and gets everyone in the zone.

We can't go without Steven, he's our hype guy.

by Nico246 January 4, 2016

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