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Used by men named mark, rick steve, john, josh, tyler,evan, fred, jim, the like to soap each other genitals and play drop the soap with each other every other night. then pretend to be straight men every other day of the week.
Examples of their Redneck pick Up lines include but are not limited to:
1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in
4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away
8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bedrock
9) I can't find my puppy can you help me find him? I Think he went into this cheap motel room
10) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner
11) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep Til afternoon
And the best for last
12)Your face reminds me of a wrench, lookin at you makes my nuts tighten up
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This school is the shittiest place around, the teachers are fat gays who sit on there asses all day. Mr roadcap barely acts like a principle bc he's prolly jacking off in his office all day and Skelton is probably secretly gay
Line mountain high school is gay
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You all know it; that point of no return hit that takes you to your happy place
One toke over the line, sweet Jesus,
One toke over the line.
Sittin' downtown in a railway station,
One toke station over the line.
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A sexual reference: While engaged in sexual intercourse from behind, the man jams his index finger up the womans ass, curls it into a "hook" formation and "catches" her like a fish with the poop finger by sticking in her mouth and pulling backwards. Coined by mad scientist d.jones.
My girl was acting up so I had to give her the old "hook, line, and stinker!"
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dude if one of friend tells you “i’m listening to jubilee line” “i really relate to jubilee line” or sends you the song ‘jubilee line’ theyre extremely depressed and need company right now
bro #1: wyd?
bro #2: i’m listening to jubilee line
bro #1: bro are you ok? want to talk about it? we love you
Roblox airline that is a ripoff of the real Delta Airlines. The airline uses lots of bought and unrealistic tech and the destination airports unrealistic are placeholders. The staff are lazy and so are the developers and there is a lot of drama in the staff team.
Do you want to go to that Delta Air Lines || DAL flight hosted by skqull tonight?
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no. It's that vibe. Its unstable line cook. It's the confidence, its the fawning. Doesn't matter if you're hung over, haven't washed in 3 days, and or high. He doesn't care he'll still suck a fart out of your ass. Right there and then. He'll fawn all over you and give you free drugs. Some girls get it and some girls just don't. He's got that unstable soft boi grunge free spirit thing going.
think Pete Davidson
"Guys want a Manic Pixie Dream Girl, girls are after the Chaos Goblin Line Cook."
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