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Twat, a guy with greasy hair, needs a slap and a haircut, also gets Celery with Peanut Butter thrown at him
"Hey guys, Doesn't alex pink smell of Celery and Peanut Butter
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a fat child who is too fat to walk in a grocery store and uses the wheel chairs and likes to eat burritos and has cousins beat up little Russian kids during a pick up football game
holy crap look at that Alex Penney!!!!
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1. (v) To slap
2. (n) a purple cocksmoker; proven true by the color of his lips
3. (n) an overpaid baseball player brought to New York to win a World Series; look how that turned out
1. What a pansy Alex Rodriguez is, did you just see him SLAP another man...
2. Dude, what's up with A-Rod's lips.... Jeters dick must be purple
3. Get over yourself, you suck
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Alex Jones, also known as the fatter David Icke, and the antimatter to Rush Limbaugh, is a "paleoconservative" (read: paranoid conspiracy theorist) and libertarian intellectual from Texas (well that explains it) who believes that the United States is being run by the Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy. He can prove all his theories are true; he merely chooses not to.
Alex Jones: "If you disagree with me, it is merely because you have consumed fluoride. Everybody that disagrees with me is a brainwashed sheeple."
Person: "Why so batshit?"
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is a jive turkey who loves smoking cigars and pole. Alex Stokes also is a gong show of a hockey player but smells like pure anal cavity
did you see that guy he smelt like Alex Stokes.
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A baseball player for the New York Yankees who is known for his breakdown in pressure situations. He is an inconsistent fielder at times making five error per game. Often hated by the Yankees fans not being able to perform up to his salaries. He is known for his dirty plays such as when he tried to slap the ball out of a Red Sox player during the 2004 ALCS.
Yankees Fan: Alex Rodriguez sucks .
Yankees Fan2: A-Rod is overpaid.
Yankees Fan3: He is a terrible fielder.
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Bassist for the popular New york based band Cobra Starship.
He has also remixed songs by popular bands like All time low and Fall out boy under the name Suave Suarez.
"Have you heard the Suave Suarez remix of ATL's Lost in stereo? It's Awesome!"
"Yeah! it's Kickass! Alex Suarez is so good."
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