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A divine soda. Taco Bell is the seat of a contented colon and a nourished soul. To eat it is to feel joy. To feel joy is to eat it. It is beautiful. Yet to properly respect this most sacred gift of God it must be and only can be consumed with the proper traditional drink. Truly a drink which consumed by the right soul can lead to All-Venerable Spiritual Ecstasy! A pop who's heavenly flavor bubbles up to eternal life! The beverage of the Aeon. Once, an Angel came down and troubled the waters of an extra-large cup of Bahai Blast. Any man who drinks thereof drinks to eternal life! When someone thinks this is merely a joke or disrespectful to the religion, remember, all of my memories are very precious blessings that I owe to God. Even the good food and drink that I was blessed to consume growing up and till this very day. This isn't even ironic. When God so created the hard-shell taco, he so created the Bahai Blast in that very same breath. And to this day, the closeness of these two seemingly unrelated words is not lost on me. The mystery of the Bahai Blast is real! No disrespect. This is actually highest respect. Even little blessings from God are sacred. Plus it's just really good.
The Bahai Blast went great with that Chipotle Ranch Chicken Burrito!
When a guy grows his public hair out and makes it into a second penis using hair gel, then using both to penetrate both holes at the same time.
Yo bro, I just got done gel blasting.
When a sultry Woman of Alaskan or Eskimo descent squirts in your face, when she achieves an orgasm.
Eric's wife gave him an Eskimo Blast, for his birthday.
Using the teeth on a digger bucket to get a girl off by putting the teeth in her pussy and moving the digger arm back and toward in a thrusting motion.
Girl 'wanna fuck'
Dude 'I'm working with the JCB right now mabie later'
Girl 'just digger blast me, im horny AF'
these people are not the brightest and have a low Iq of 2 but they play lots of video games and its all they do they dont know how to spell and arent very good at school or at work they sit in a chair and play video games ALL THE TIME
oh my god he is so lazy he must be a blast of disabelte
when a blast of flavor hits you like bawls to the jaw (bawls to the jaw)
“can i put my bawls in yo jaws?” (bawls in yo jaws”
“as long as you give me a flavor blasting”
Blasting a fair maiden with your fingers past the threshold of making your arm tired and powering through like a dirty jackhammer until your muscles seize up. Sort of like John Henry hammer digging his way through a mountain until his heart exploded.
I'm gonna make her totally squart for 17 hours using my Kamikaze Finger Blast. I wont be able to whack off for a fortnight, but it will be worth it.