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Preforming any sexual thing while being in an airplane during flight, usually in the bathroom.
When I go to Florida in the spring with Mike, we are going to become members of the "Mile High Club".
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a secret club of men where men defend fellow men from threats to mankind, mainly women.
man 1- "bills wife took half of bills hard earned money after the divorce"
man 2- "he needed a better lawyer"
man 1- "he needed the weenie defense club"
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When a member of a book club should be ashamed of their choice of selection, thereby subjecting the group to a woefully disdainful pick.
Laura: "God, what was Sara thinking when she picked 'The Devil Wears Prada?' She should be ashamed of herself."
Rob: "I know, right? If I were her, I'd be committing book club seppuku at our next meeting."
Laura: "Ha! Yeah, but I don't want blood on the carpet. Or on the apple cakes."
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a club penguin pookie is a "baby" penguin. they use language like: wes, wista, bwoder, mwommy, dwaddy, and more.
pookie 1: I nweed a mwommy
pookie 2: can I be your wista
pookie 1: wes
pookie 3: can I be your bwoder
pookie 1: wes
that's what club penguin pookies are.
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The act of of having sex with a woman in all 50 states at least a mile in distance from each location.
1. Man- It is really hard to get in the Mile Away Club
2. Husband- Yes, finally in the Mile Away Club!
Wife- What? We only had sex once!
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A very exclusive club joined only by those who pass the initiation test. The test consists of inserting four fingers in ones vaginal crevice.
"Why is you pussy so fuckin loose?... Oh your in that four finger club arn't you?"
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Pertaining to a class of weightlifter who succesfully lifts a sum of 300 or more pounds either at-once or cumulatively. Typically, a high school football player is awarded a special patch signifying their entry into the club upon lifting this weight.
Fernando bench pressed 320 pounds and recieved his 300 Pound Club patch.
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