Making whip cream

a term for masturbating; see bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloni, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jackin off, jerkin'the gherkin, jerkin off, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whacking off whipping willy, wonking your cronker,cranking the crank.

mom: johnny has been in his room for an hour.
Dad: oh, he must be making whip cream

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cream filled

A perfectly acceptable adjective to use when you find something is pretty freakin' excellent. It means that the creamy goodness of this current situation, is undeniable awesome.

Nick-"Mike, excellent goal today dude man"
Mike-"YEAH, you saw that? That shit was CREAM FILLED."

Jerk 1-"Dude, you ok? You're like choking down that freakin doughnut."
Jerk 2-(mouth full) "I know, this thing is cream filled....litterally."
Jerk 1-"THATS OUTRAGEOUS!"

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cookies and cream

when a girl is giving you head, you cum in her mouth, then pull out and before she can shallow you fucking punch her as hard as you can right in the mouth. It will break all of her teeth giving her cookies (her teeth) and cream (cum) in her mouth.

"I fucking cookied and creamed that bitch last night"

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Cream pie

Cum in the face of life partner

"after my chick sucked me i pulled my dick out of her mouth and shot a cream pie all over her face"

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arse cream sunday

the weekly tradition of filling your girls arse with as much cum as possible, and then having her force it out on to a spoon after which you feed it back to her before kissing her. if you can get a friend to help our you will of course acheive a double arse cream sunday. Sunday mornings are the traditional time to perform this act.

Dave and john gave me a double arse cream sunday before church, it tasted amazing, i can't wait til next sunday.

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clam cream

Semen that has been injected into a woman's vagina. Also known as a creampie.

I really didn't know that I gave her a double testicular dose of clam cream until long after the condom broke. Damn, I better start saving up for the child support . . . .

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Jersey cream

A great lift at whistler to take you to the blackcomb glacier.

What a great ride today, I loved the jersey cream wrecking me.

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