Duck Tape

The incorrect way of writing "Duct Tape"

Person1 - Hey bro, can I burrow some duck tape?

Person2 - Sure Bro.

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Feeding the Ducks

Several news reports indicate that Thailand may lead the world in penis slashings, often over disputes about the common custom of men having a second wife. The act is colloquially referred to as "feeding the ducks" because that is apparently a common way of getting rid of the evidence.

The second wife was jealous of the affection the husband gave to the first wife. She spoke often of feeding the ducks. The woman severed her husbands penis in the night. The ducks looked well fed.

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Mud duck

a fuckin ugly ass bitch ......(who think that she look good)

1. Shut up you fuckin mud duck.

2. It aint nuttin in here but fuckin mud ducks.

3. Dat bitch a mud duck.

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Duck Tape

Common mispronunciation of Duct Tape. The duck pictured on the label apparently contributes to the confusion over the name.

"Duck tape can fix anything!"
"Except your inability to pronounce the 't' at the end of 'duct.'"

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Duck Fart

a phrase used to describe the release of air from a woman's vagina during oral sex

"melissa just duck farted in my mouth, fuck it tasted like the football team !" .. "which football team ?" ... "all of them, the filthy fucking pig"

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cluck a duck

The act of clucking a medium sized billed animal that goes "QUACK".

Form 1
Billy: "Hey Joe, wanna cluck a duck?"
Joe: " Sure!"

Form 2
*Joe is playing a game*
Joe: "OH CLUCK A DUCK!"

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duck batty

One who posses both the features of both a duck and that of a batty, eg: someone who quacks all the time and then procedes to fuck off

"quack quack! Bye!" said the duck batty

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